Most Everything Is Terrible.

April 23rd 2014 12:07am

Todd : 1
Anxiety : 0

I’ll find her jewelry in my room, I’ll find her voice in my mouth.
I’ll wear her clothes until she comes home. I’ll find her number in my phone.

Interviewer: You once said that it was unfortunate your stepfather died before you had the chance to kill him. Why did you want to kill him?

Vince: The way he beat my mom, you know, and the way he treated me. I never gave up. My philosophy, that I learned probably then, is that in a fight of any kind, if I’m not dead.. I win. And he used to beat me unmercifully.

isthatyourkid:

Get ready for a spoOoOoky one.

The guys record a few days early in Todd’s haunted attic. Todd tells stories of what it was like growing up in a haunted house. The Main Topic of Interest :”The Man in the top hat” that his family used to see at the top of the stairs (and in mirrors too!) To deal with all the haunted-ness the guys drink Keystone Beer and try to hold themselves together (which Jake fails to do).

Todd digs around in the attic to keep himself busy as Jake (finally) reviews R.L. Stine’s Monster Blood and they both realize it may be the worst/best thing Jake has EVER done.

Do not miss this episode. It’s one the ITYK? Kids will be talking about!

PLEASE LISTEN and REBLOG. Don’t forget to REVIEW and RATE on iTunes! Pretty please. Jake says some pretty weird stuff in this one and we want the world to know.

Was there a single good promo cut by any of The Harts during the Owen vs. Bret feud in 1994?

Bret, Owen, Jim, the British Bulldog, the other brothers?

Did any of them say anything at anytime in which you were like “Oh man, good one..”

Even Stu and Helen?

Maybe one of their pets?

#Atlaspgh returns. #Pittsburgh #ClubCafe

#Atlaspgh returns. #Pittsburgh #ClubCafe

When my balls are finally big enough to do it
I don’t want no casket, no saddle,
no seethrough plastic mask

allsadnshit:

4-8-14 (i want to leave) short comic

allsadnshit:

4-8-14 (i want to leave) short comic

Unfortunately drunk posted this to facebook last night, I guess :

"Be real with me right now, Pokemon was so real to me in it’s prime. I would watch that ish on the WB at 10am on Saturdays for close to two years."

Picture of me with Kevin Nash as Diesel circa 1995 or 1996 at the Giant Eagle in North Huntingdon, PA.

Picture of me with Kevin Nash as Diesel circa 1995 or 1996 at the Giant Eagle in North Huntingdon, PA.

I’m not going to lie to you (and I use this excuse quite often ::rolls eyes at self:: ) but I’ve been in a weird headspace. I have a few songs by The Cure playing in my head. Also, some weird/sad imagery going on too. Like, I may even have a good “tumblr read more” story to follow up on this later on. I’m sorry everyone, in advance. It may not happen though because you know, other things come up and thoughts move on.

My sister bought me some weird/cool stuff. Scooby Doo as a rabbit and the new Scooby Doo Wrestlemania Mystery DVD. 

Also : I’m an adult.

Also : Yeah, those are 90’s Marvel Characters in the background.

My sister bought me some weird/cool stuff. Scooby Doo as a rabbit and the new Scooby Doo Wrestlemania Mystery DVD.

Also : I’m an adult.

Also : Yeah, those are 90’s Marvel Characters in the background.